i could watch this forever
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
I’m a smart one.
I’ve been listening to old music, looking through old photos, and have gone through the past 2 years on my facebook timeline. All on top of already being pretty homesick.
i just. ugh. feels. I’ve lived in Cookeville for almost a year now, I’ve worked for Walmart for 6 months, and I just turned 22 and have accomplished pretty much nothing.
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
hey they were out of flowers so have some cats
Azisa Noor - Artist from Indonesia.
Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’